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    1. There was a small boy who was always a chatter box.One morning,after daddy had gone to work,he said:"Mama,you know what happened yesterday when you'd gone out to market!".
      "What that son",the Mama asked.
      "Daddy came for lunch and then took the maid to your bed-room"."Be quit ! How you dare talk like that!" She said,Then after a moment's reflection: "Jimmy,when Mama wants you to speak about it she will ask you".
      That same evening,whem daddy came home and all were seated at the dinner table,Mother said,"Now Jimmy,what was it you were telling me this morning about Daddy and the maid yesterday ?".
      "Well Mama,I was playing at hiding in the wardrobe when Daddy brought Marry in,and I peeped out and they were taking their clothes off...."
      "Really,my dear," said the father,"this is most unfair...."
      "You shut up1" said Mother."I'm off to my Solicitor in the morning,go on Jimmy,my good boy".
      "Well she lay on the bed and he got on top of her".
      "Yes,go on".
      "Then they started to do what you and Uncle John did last summer,when Daddy was away on his business trip!"

    2. Ben,the Computer operater was being examined by the docter,He asked him "How long is it since you had you last inter-course ?" The patient thaught, then said, "It must by around 1940." The docter said,"That's an awful long time to go denying yourself a perfectly normal practice."
      The Computer man replied,"I don't know,docter,according to your watch it's only 19:55 now !"

    3. There was a girl who had her eye on a handsome guy.Once when her parents were out she asked him to come over to her place.When the guy came she took him in the back room,turned out the light,lit up the candels,poured him a drink and sat with him on the sofa.
      She thaught he would be slow,but he proceeded with every confidence.He stroked her hair,kissed her neck,then her lips.He crushed her to him,he pressed her back,he laid her down,he lay on top of her...then he stopped. "Go on,Go on" she moaned,"don't stop no or I shall die".
      "But dearest,I don't know what to do next."
      "You don't know what to do next ?"
      "Well darling,the pictures fade always at this time."

    4. A little girl came home from school,Her mother asked,"Why are you late?" "Because I was taking sex education",said manisha.His mother got angry with her and locked her in her room. A few minutes later,his father came home.He said,"Where's is Manisha ?"
      "She's a pevert." the mother said" "so I locked him in his room,"
      "Why did you do that ?" the father asked.
      "Because he told me he's having sex education after school" the mother said.
      "Well,darling it's good for the children to get sex education after school"
      "Oh,I feel awful" said the mother,"I slapped her and locked her in the room. I better go and apologise".
      So she went to manisha's room and saw manisha masturbating.His mother said, "Manisha,when you're through with your homework,I want to talk with you !"

    5. A little old lady with white hair entered the sex shop and asked in a quavering voice, "Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-l d-dildoes h-here?"
      The saleman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady's appearance in his shop, answered, "Uh, yes, Ma'am. We do."
      The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, "D-do y-you ha-aave an-ny ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?"
      "Well, yes Ma'am, we do. We have several that size."
      Forming a 5" circle with her fingers, she then asked, "A-are an-nny of t-them about thi-is b-big ar-round-d?"
      "Well... Yes ma'am a few of them are about that big."
      "D-do aa-ny of th-them ha-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?"
      "Yes, Ma'am, one of them does."
      "W-Wel-ll, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?"





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